Lyrics...

The Channel 4 Song

We got the TV coming to town,

For a couple of months they're gonna be around

There's a big fuss brewing, you've got to take sides

Are you up for the demo or along for the ride.

Chorus:

Its gonna be like Big Brother

Its causing a village fight

Do you want to remain unnoticed

Or do you dream of your name in lights,

There's a meet at the townhall, you've got to be there

The lady from TV is gonna be there

We don't want your cameras, I think you should go

Can you bring back Wife Swap, it's my favourite show.

Chorus:

When the hurricanes over and the circus takes flight

What will be left when they turn out the lights

Will it ever again be that quaint little town

Or a weird village freak show with nutters around.

Chorus:

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